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herps

Another word for reptiles or amphibians, so you don't have to say that large phrase. Listen, which is easier?

"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of reptiles and amphibians down there."

"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of herps down there."

MUCH easier. Although some illiterates and dyslexics think that "herps" is another word for "herpes", it isn't. Singularly, herp. Derived from the greek word that means "things that crawl."
"Yeah, he keeps herps."

"Herps make kickass pets."
by Alexander Girard September 20, 2005
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herpes

cluster of blister like sores around your gentials called herpes simplex II, or Herpes simplex I which is cold sore . The virus stays in your nerve system untill it's ready to appear so you could of gotten it from some one in the pastnot neccersarily your recent partner, sometimes painfull sometimes just a itching feeling. It doesnt' cause deaf, breaks out only occur when your stressed.
I had sex with my first love 2 years ago i found out he was sleeping with my best friend who has herpes now i gave it to my new boyfriend cause i just broke out i should of use protection with my ex even though i loved him and trusted him.
by sweetbrown April 30, 2006
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herpes

the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.
"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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herpes

When older guys mess around with too many girls. They find a young innocent girl, make out with them. And then for the rest of their life have this ugly "cold sore" on their lip. AKA HERPES!!
OH my guys he gave me herpes!
by CHAHA June 5, 2005
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herpes

What my wife has won prizes for at the local flower show.
'wonderful display of herpes there!'
by Igg December 19, 2004
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herpes

Herpes simplex 2 is the type that are on your gential area. People who have this are usually also the type that may have Percy disease (genital warts)
Nick has herpes
by nicks sister January 3, 2009
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herpe

a single herpes virus. If you are infected with a single herpes virus, that means you don't have herpes. You just have a herpe.
Shut up! I don't have herpes, I just have a herpe.
by G'z Nutz September 11, 2004
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