When a women is on her rag (period) and she queefs and blood spatters upon her undergarments or anything that is near at the time being.
Cindy was flowin and i pulled out and she atomic heinzed all over my walls and it looked like someone committed suicide.
by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 04, 2005
Heinz Harmel was Gruppenfueher in the 10th panzer division in the SS army. He was quite possibly the best nazi ever. He was surround by at least a 1000 kikes and jew nigger lovers. When surrounded he was given the order to attack but disobeyed and fled saving the lives of at least 300 of his fellow nazi brethren.
by Jew killer October 04, 2006
A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" where a man unloads his baby batter inside a woman and afterwards has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
by Tyrone Kizzaps March 12, 2007
When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.
You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.
by Ynarman July 12, 2010
wherein the act of vaginal penetration creates a sound not unlike that of direct fist contact with a half-empty ketchup bottle directly on the 57. In uncouth circles, this is referred to as a queef.
by Heinz Catsup January 04, 2009
Dang yo..this little brat is a heinz 57..the brat and his mother is a disgrace to the white/chinese/black communities.
by Sherman February 09, 2005
A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" that involves a drunk male assuring an even drunker female that he in indeed wearing a jimmy hat. Once he's finished unloading his baby batter inside her and breaks the news to her, he has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back of her head like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
by Tyrone Kizzaps March 09, 2007