hedgehog

the act of rubbing your butthole hair one one's mouth.

"let's do the hedgehog!"
"So dude I just walked in on your mom hedghogging your dad!"

by adam and eve's father February 21, 2012

hedgehog

girl's pubic hair

shave your hedgehog ladies

by acpon March 30, 2004

Hedgehog

The best creature in existence

The land of hedgehogs conquered Earth and turned it communist

by Hedgehog_Hero May 8, 2019

hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also a term describing someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.

"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."

by M Rockwell December 9, 2008

the hedgehog

Euphemism for depression.

When you have the hedgehog, you need to see a therapist regularly.

by yoyl December 19, 2008

Hedgehog

when u crap and it lands on the side of the toilet seat.

Jamason:AAAHHHHH!!!!!(sounded like a girl)
Zyan11:Did u find (warxy9's) HEDGEHOG!!!!
Warxy9:ha ha!! yep he did!!!
Zyan11:he sure did!!

by Zyan Coyle March 17, 2008

hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.

"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."

by M Rockwell December 13, 2008