Hasty Picking

Selectively choosing only the earliest, most immediate, or most convenient data points to support a claim, while ignoring the broader timeline or later-developing information. It’s the fallacy of drawing a conclusion from a sample that is not only too small, but also prematurely snatched. The hasty picker is the person who declares a movie a masterpiece after the first trailer or a policy a failure after its first week.

Example: "He engaged in hasty picking about the new manager, citing her awkward first meeting as proof she'd be a disaster. He ignored the next six months where she turned the department around, because his initial 'data point' was already cemented as his truth."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Hasty Logic

Applying formal or informal logical rules too quickly, without proper examination of the premises or context, leading to a technically structured but fundamentally unsound conclusion. It’s jumping to a logical deduction without checking if the ground you’re jumping from is stable.

Example: "His hasty logic was painful: 'The contract says I can't disclose company secrets. You asked me about my weekend. My weekend is a company secret. Therefore, I cannot speak.' He followed a syllogism off a cliff because he hastily accepted the absurd premise that his private life was owned by the firm."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Hasty Rationality

The premature application of cold, utilitarian, or cost-benefit analysis to a situation that requires emotional processing, ethical deliberation, or simply more time. It’s trying to be rational before you have all the values or facts on the table, often leading to a "correct" but tone-deaf or inhuman conclusion.

Example: "At the funeral, his hasty rationality was jarring: 'Statistically, driving here was more dangerous than the illness that killed him. Our grief is therefore irrational.' He'd calculated the risks correctly but rationalized away the human context at a wildly inappropriate speed."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Hasty Argument

An argument constructed and launched quickly, based on first impressions and surface-level understanding, without thorough preparation or anticipation of counterpoints. It’s the rhetorical equivalent of firing a slingshot before loading the stone properly.

*Example: "He made a hasty argument against the policy, quoting the headline of one news article. When presented with the actual 50-page bill and expert analyses, his points fell apart. He'd argued with the speed of outrage and the depth of a puddle."*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Hasty Debate

A debate that begins before the participants have fully understood the topic, defined their terms, or agreed on the rules of engagement. It’s a race to speak first rather than to understand best, guaranteeing confusion and talking past one another.

Example: "The 'discussion' on climate change instantly became a hasty debate. Within 30 seconds, they were shouting about Al Gore's electricity bill and winter snowstorms, having never agreed on whether they were debating the science, the economics, or the politics of the issue."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Hasty Science

Drawing firm, public scientific conclusions from preliminary data, unreplicated experiments, or small sample sizes, often driven by the pressure to publish or the desire for media attention. It's science conducted at the speed of a news cycle, sacrificing rigor for relevance, and often leading to embarrassing retractions and public distrust.

Example: "The headline 'Coffee Cures Cancer!' was classic hasty science, based on one in-vitro study with massive doses on isolated cells. The researchers held a press conference before other labs could even attempt replication, creating a wave of false hope and bad dietary takes."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026