Harvard Hotpocket

The act of leaving a hot shit in an unsuspecting persons backpack.

Yo I just took the biggest Harvard hotpocket on Eli

by merpderple October 22, 2014

Harsvard

University for Pepegas, such as Felix the carpenter.

"I am a carpenter from Harsvard. I made a pizza, not a door, man!" -PVC

by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020

Håvard

Håvard is a name from Norway. People named Håvard is often refererd to as ‘’The Håvard’’. This comes from an old folk tale. There was once upon a time created 1 million Håvards in a hidden laboratory. These Håvards were geneticly enhanced with superhuman strenght and intelligence. They often hide their high intelligence with jokes and humor. If you have found a Håvard you are very lucky. They are deeply caring people and are known for being very wise.

No one can beat The Håvard.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of The Håvard?

by Batman2088 April 15, 2020

Håvard

Håvard is a Norwegian male name only given to the most intelligent and sexy beings. Every Håvard has mental depression and deep anxiety. However, all the Håvards are extremely handsome, muscular and uber sexy

Om My gawd, Look at that sexy Håvard over there!

by GermanLatex.com December 6, 2018

Harvard Trip

(Verb) The act of using a large, old-fashion scale to trick your dealer into giving you more bud then what you are paying for.

*Not to be confused with the Harvard Shift

*Can be substituted for other drugs besides marijuana

1. My dealer came over but forgot his scale, so I gave him the Harvard Trip and ended up with a gram more than what I paid for!

2. My stoned drug dealer didn't even notice that I gave him the Harvard Trip!

by SSOBEHT August 3, 2014

Harvard Shift

(Verb) The act of dealing drugs but using a large, old-fashion scale to trick your buyer out of the correct amount of drugs they intend to buy. Thus saving product and increasing profit.

*Not to be confused with the Harvard Trip

1. I gave my client the Harvard Shift, now I have extra product and money!

2. I think my piece of shit dealer just gave me the Harvard Shift...

by SSOBEHT August 3, 2014

Harvard of New York

A joke by the students of St. John's University, a University in New York. The meaning is essentially how St. John's University's tuition is expensive, like Harvard, as a joke. St. John's University is also known as the Harvard of Queens.

We're not called the Harvard of New York for nothing! 🤣🤣

by realactualdefreal June 5, 2023