A town in West Hartford, which is a somewhat populated portion of the greater Hartford area. This city-town is known for being one of the nicer towns in this area but could never rival the class and wealth of the southwestern portion of the state. West Hartford is a mix: Jewish, Latino, Caucasian, Black, Asian, etc. The average home is priced between $350,000 and $400,000 according to the 2008 CNN/Money Report, which is above the national average, but below the state average. Overall, not a desirable place to be from unless you surely do not want to be or cannot afford to be part of the greater Boston or New York crowd.
High School Person #1: So... you live in West Hartford?
High School Person #2: Oh, near Hartford?
High School Person #1: Yeaaa dude.
High School Person #2: Oh, near Hartford?
High School Person #1: Yeaaa dude.
by Carly39999 May 12, 2008
Phil: I hate that kid Nate.
Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.
Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.
Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.
Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.
by Dann Gleeballs September 24, 2009
I was sucking down Whitney's neck and titties, when I accidental licked that pit and got that Hartford Back Alley hittah. Gang Gang.
by Salty EnYaMouthSon June 28, 2018
A sex act. The guy gets ready for anal sex by appearing to apply lubricant to the condom.He secretly switches the lube for Icy Hot (or Ben Gay if that's the way you swing).The challenge is to complete the act before the burning begins.
She "lost" the tickets to the Red Sox game on the same night the ballet was in town,so I gave her the Hartford Hot Sauce.
by grant moore May 17, 2008
A small suburb located in Central New York.
Within the small town there are three points of interest:
1)The New Hartford High School
2)The Sangertown Mall
3)Marquee Cinemas
....and thats it.
The kids at the high school are typically classified as stuck-up rich bitches. Usually the kind of kids that think their shit doesn't stink and never have the balls to the things they preach about the hallways.
Within the small town there are three points of interest:
1)The New Hartford High School
2)The Sangertown Mall
3)Marquee Cinemas
....and thats it.
The kids at the high school are typically classified as stuck-up rich bitches. Usually the kind of kids that think their shit doesn't stink and never have the balls to the things they preach about the hallways.
Example:
-NH Student #1: "I can't believe what that kid is going around saying about me being a pothead!"
-NH Student #2: "You only smoke it on the weekends!... that doesn't make you a pothead. You should kick his ass!"
-NH Student #1: "Yeah! I'm gonna kick that little faggot's ass!"
REALITY: The student from New Hartford, NY ends up pushing the kid talking about him out of the way and gives him a dirty look. Later that night he goes on Facebook and posts about how he's gonna kick the kids ass the next day, but never does...THE END.
-NH Student #1: "I can't believe what that kid is going around saying about me being a pothead!"
-NH Student #2: "You only smoke it on the weekends!... that doesn't make you a pothead. You should kick his ass!"
-NH Student #1: "Yeah! I'm gonna kick that little faggot's ass!"
REALITY: The student from New Hartford, NY ends up pushing the kid talking about him out of the way and gives him a dirty look. Later that night he goes on Facebook and posts about how he's gonna kick the kids ass the next day, but never does...THE END.
by asd;kfjlk;as November 15, 2010
Hartford High School is a small high school in middle vermont on the east side near the connecticut river. The mascot is the Hurricane and our team colors are red white and blue...original as shit. it is infested with unnecessary drama (all can agree on this) but still manages to be a damn good school, nationally ranked among high schools. Our sports teams are always competitive and our football, field hockey, and men's lacrosse teams are consistently in the state-tournaments/playoffs. Most teachers kick ass, some should get their asses kicked, but all around Hartford is a damn good school and an awesome place to grow up.
by Matt Stone October 4, 2006
A warm poo taken outdoors during those harsh Connecticut winters which continues to steam for more than 60 seconds after being dropped. Not to be confused with its much less volatile cousin, The Hartford Steamer, which stops steaming in less than a minute. Also known as the Hartford Boiler or Haaatfud Boilah as the locals say.
One construction worker to another: "Hey Eddie. Did you see that Hartford Steam Boiler Joey dropped in the port-a-jon? He was in there more than 5 minutes ago and that bastard's still steaming"
by Efraim Santiago December 3, 2007