National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)
Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know
by Imabitchypsyco April 12, 2019

by k1ttieluvr October 24, 2020

Boy 1: It’s my birthday! Time for everyone to bomb Marley!
Boy 2: Here’s your present
Boy 1: Ah thanks, both Bob and bomb are lethats dickswords
Girl: Ahoy! Happy Ya Yarles Day!
Boy 2: Here’s your present
Boy 1: Ah thanks, both Bob and bomb are lethats dickswords
Girl: Ahoy! Happy Ya Yarles Day!
by DatsSk8erBoi April 17, 2018

by Lucas_JWF February 13, 2009

by donkaramiell September 17, 2021

by RahhYT August 7, 2019

Happy Valentinder's Day: Candice is so lonely that she's on Tinder just so she won't be alone on Valentine's Day...
by Roman Wolf 11 February 14, 2020
