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Ben Handlebars

The guy in the corner of every party that you know doesn’t fit. He looks around at the younger people rubbing his handle bar mustache.
Bro that Ben Handlebars is staring at your son’s ass. We need to get him out of here.
by Poochy boy November 10, 2021
mugGet the Ben Handlebarsmug.

Handlebarring

The act of riding a bike and holding an object in one hand while still handling the handlebars in both hands.
" I'm handlebarring by riding a bike with a flashlight in my hand while holding both bars"
by FoodisLifeCX July 2, 2017
mugGet the Handlebarringmug.

Handlebarred

1. The act of having sex on a bicycle
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.
Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!

I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.

She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .
by Mainstream Fuckboi December 21, 2015
mugGet the Handlebarredmug.

Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.
That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.
by basher09 September 7, 2021
mugGet the Handlebar mustachemug.

Handlebar

THE LOVLEY HANLDEBAR, I LOVE LOVE LOVE, TOMMY SHAVE AGAIN. HANDLEBAR 4
Hey dude shave
Ok

*takes picture of him shaving and handlebar 4 comes out*
by HANLDEBARLOVER December 2, 2022
mugGet the Handlebarmug.

Handlebarred

When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.

This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
by EvanMoody May 2, 2009
mugGet the Handlebarredmug.

Armenian HandleBar

The act of frollocking amist a sandstorm over ones sexual desire. Activities include acheiving climax over sand pleasure.

"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"
"corr blimey, had me some Armenian HandleBar last night, proper nice"
by TooRayYay April 23, 2020
mugGet the Armenian HandleBarmug.

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