Hamees

The best in the world
And creative

Hamees Like a fire

by Devil near November 26, 2021

Hamed

A six foot tall man with a 10 inch shlong that can slap a person to the 16th century, he's handsome and smart

Ayo Hamed has been looking sooooo good I wish he loved me, not like my dad who left me when I 3

by anonymous November 21, 2021

hamees

A boof smelly giraffe that loves to suck everyone’s toes and usually shits themselves

Dude he smells so bad, he probably shit himself.

Yea he’s definitely a hamees

by Stupid stripper April 4, 2021

google hames

a hames that likes to google.

a hames that finds things.

man, that google hames found something.

by hames000000 February 10, 2018

Hames

Something really old irish people say when you've fucked up or done something really stupid. It is also often picked up by the younger generstion to describe bad situations

Granny: Eoin youve made a right hames of doing the dishes

Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit

Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am

by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019

Hamed

One of the kindest and bravest people you will ever meet. He moves your soul like no other. He's smart, funny, daring, thoughtful and super honest. He is a man of great character. If you are lucky enough to have a Hamed in your life, keep him close and never let him go. Our paths diverged, but I wish him the utmost happiness in life.

"Wow the person is awesome, who is he?"
"His name is Hamed, and he is a great man."

by swnrdtjkl March 12, 2025

Bailey Hames

He’s a fucken headcase. He’ll talk you’re head off, talk utter bolloks for hours and when he’s finally done he’ll go fight a pack of ferrets for fun. Leave this cunt alone please, unless you have Yorkshire tea and chocolate hobnobs :)

Bailey Hames? Shagged my sister he did.

by BazzDaa June 1, 2020