google hames

a hames that likes to google.

a hames that finds things.

man, that google hames found something.

by hames000000 February 10, 2018

Hames

Something really old irish people say when you've fucked up or done something really stupid. It is also often picked up by the younger generstion to describe bad situations

Granny: Eoin youve made a right hames of doing the dishes

Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit

Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am

by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019

hamees

A boof smelly giraffe that loves to suck everyone’s toes and usually shits themselves

Dude he smells so bad, he probably shit himself.

Yea he’s definitely a hamees

by Stupid stripper April 4, 2021

Hamed

A six foot tall man with a 10 inch shlong that can slap a person to the 16th century, he's handsome and smart

Ayo Hamed has been looking sooooo good I wish he loved me, not like my dad who left me when I 3

by anonymous November 21, 2021

arshad hameed

arshad is my best friend in the future hes fonna be my lover he makes an effort to talk to me every day and night, and those days he cant i get upset and sngry bcus hes such good person to talk to, hes a caring brother who makes sure to look after his brothers , hes a family guy who helps his mother out wuite frequentky and althought he drives me insane sometimes hes the best person i could ever talk to, hes the sweetest guy ever to me and treats me like his princess, hes oerfect personality and lookswise, arshad is a king (monkey)

that guy is so arshad hameed

by notalovergirl March 17, 2024

Bailey Hames

He’s a fucken headcase. He’ll talk you’re head off, talk utter bolloks for hours and when he’s finally done he’ll go fight a pack of ferrets for fun. Leave this cunt alone please, unless you have Yorkshire tea and chocolate hobnobs :)

Bailey Hames? Shagged my sister he did.

by BazzDaa June 1, 2020

Zain Hameed

Is in Unreal rank in fortnite and has major anger issues like his father but is goated at fortnite usally plays fortnite also plays on ps5 and streams twitch not to many people tho

Zain Hameed your Unreal in Fortnite

by anonymous November 28, 2023