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Evening Hamburger 

An ancient tradition derived from the earliest of civilizations. It is normally an act of solidarity, but it can be used as a social function in a group of close friends (the “boys” if you will). The fact of the matter is that it is not just a hamburger you have in the evening (a common misconception by many) but it is an action within itself, a force to be reckoned with. It is the ultimate team building event, while it can also be a very personal and eye-opening experience.
The Evening Hamburger will commence in a half an hour.
Evening Hamburger by Ritch Wilson October 9, 2019

obama hamburger 

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obama hamburger by sussy master September 13, 2021

Hamburger Patty 

When a guy is getting rammed in the fartbox by another fine gent, their balls clap together. A hamburger Patty is made by insertion of face between said clapping balls.
Did you hear about Sarah? She got the Hamburger Patty from Jamal and Tyreke.
Hamburger Patty by three-oh-five November 2, 2011
(hŭm-bûrg) 1. verb. To consume more then a fair amount of a communal food/beverage; ultimately leading to the depletion of the forementioned food/beverage.

2. verb. To not share; be excessively greedy.
That dunsky came in with his giant mug and Humburged all the coffee!

I'll bet if we walk away he'll come humburg the last three donuts.
Humburg by LeftyFromMulberry January 21, 2010

Hamburger cheeseburger. 

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.
Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

or

$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

or

Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).

total hamburger 

When someone is deeply fried, well done past burnt and has slid quietly into the zone. This special soul has checked out. They can breathe and maybe burp a bit, little more though. They are on the other side of the counter now. Total hamburger.
Vrin: "Man you are fucked up dude." "You've ceased being human."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken slowly.)
Vrin: "You resemble landfill now."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken very slowly.)
Vrin: "Dude, you are fucking hamburger." "Like total hamburger."
Jadu: "I know." (Barely audible.)
Vrin: "Dude, do you want a donut or a beer?"
Jadu: "I know." (No audio now.)
total hamburger by jethrojones September 2, 2012