Hosegood

The act of accidentally ejaculating into your own eye whilst masturbating laying on your back.

Guy 1 - Dude what's with the eye patch? You peacocking tonight?

Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself

by TNEames December 6, 2012

Bullet Hose

An automatic weapon with a high rate of fire; a weapon that fires its rounds so quickly and in such large quantities that it can be compared to water spraying out of a garden hose.

"The MG42 is a real bullet hose; it burns through ammo belts in ten seconds flat."

by ZeroDevil December 30, 2011

Kink in the hose

A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.

After a sac tap I had a kink in the hose. It fucking hurt.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

hose stretcher

a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...

Battalion Chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?

Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher

fellow firefighter "laughs" haha

probie: whats so funny?

FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie

by IGFireFighter November 14, 2009

hose dragger

derogatory name for firefighter

My uncle spent thirty years as a hose dragger with the FDNY.

by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006

hose day

A nationwide celebration of the Hoses

This year (2017) will be the 43rd. national Hose Day. Started in Wilmington De. in 1974

by Lil Hose August 3, 2017

Homedale

(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of cowboy boots, vehicle-filled lawns, oversized pickup trucks, and women wearing bathrobes on front porches while smoking.

the twilight zone was weird... but HOMEDALE... now that's really odd.

by Ogmosic December 13, 2010