by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
A sarcastic term used to describe a try hard young white adult male who takes a trip to Cancun to party with strippers but instead gets gang banged by two trannys after one two many sex on the beaches.
Luke: Did you hear about Jason's trip to Cancun? He tried to make himself sound like a stud but apparently got penetrated by trannys.
Joe: He sure is one Dirty Hombre.
Joe: He sure is one Dirty Hombre.
by TacosTacosTacosTacosTacos January 19, 2017
n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.
by MISTAjOSH July 08, 2017
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When you go to Byron Bay and have an amazing time, but on the way to the airport you get screwed. I.e. sex was great until just before you cum and she gives you a shit moustache
by Shep daddy May 18, 2021