Sandy HJ

A sandy Hand Job.Likely caused by beach sand stuck on the giver's hands.

What would you rather have a BJ or a Sandy HJ?

by Side_ March 27, 2007

crazy like hj

Crazy like Hayley Jane (popular singer/songwriter), specifically in a very creative sense and/or fickle with relationships.

"Did you hear that? That chick is crazy like HJ!"

by zacanger June 15, 2007

Hump Day HJ Special

The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.

Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!

by OOOOH, Its a Steeaaak! March 29, 2011

stabby hj

A woman on man or man on man handjob of the violent persuasion, remiscent of 80's slasher horror movies and characterized by the sound of Palm on pelvic bone action

Billy hooked up with Sally and said he got a stabby hj

by sydneyfife May 1, 2016

HJ or D

Hand job or die.

Give me a handjob or die (HJ or D)

by Bigal120790 August 4, 2019

`[Hj|====

Machine gun emoticon

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by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Princes HJ

A player that expects he is better than everyone else but when defeated will not accept the fact that he has been beaten.
(commonly seen in the player "Max HJ")

Princes HJ

by NOT_HENRY October 11, 2021