Sandy HJ

A sandy Hand Job.Likely caused by beach sand stuck on the giver's hands.

What would you rather have a BJ or a Sandy HJ?

by Side_ March 27, 2007

crazy like hj

Crazy like Hayley Jane (popular singer/songwriter), specifically in a very creative sense and/or fickle with relationships.

"Did you hear that? That chick is crazy like HJ!"

by zacanger June 15, 2007

Hump Day HJ Special

The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.

Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!

by OOOOH, Its a Steeaaak! March 29, 2011

HJ or D

Hand job or die.

Give me a handjob or die (HJ or D)

by Bigal120790 August 4, 2019

stabby hj

A woman on man or man on man handjob of the violent persuasion, remiscent of 80's slasher horror movies and characterized by the sound of Palm on pelvic bone action

Billy hooked up with Sally and said he got a stabby hj

by sydneyfife May 1, 2016

HJ

You do me then take care of yourself

If I suck you will you suck me?
Nah... HJ it

by Jiggityjag July 30, 2023

HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz

HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz

by HJMitchNorizz November 30, 2022