Sandy HJ

A sandy Hand Job.Likely caused by beach sand stuck on the giver's hands.
What would you rather have a BJ or a Sandy HJ?
by Side_ March 23, 2007
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crazy like hj

Crazy like Hayley Jane (popular singer/songwriter), specifically in a very creative sense and/or fickle with relationships.
"Did you hear that? That chick is crazy like HJ!"
by zacanger May 26, 2007
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Hump Day HJ Special

The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.
Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!
by OOOOH, Its a Steeaaak! March 13, 2011
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stabby hj

A woman on man or man on man handjob of the violent persuasion, remiscent of 80's slasher horror movies and characterized by the sound of Palm on pelvic bone action
Billy hooked up with Sally and said he got a stabby hj
by sydneyfife January 20, 2016
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Princes HJ

A player that expects he is better than everyone else but when defeated will not accept the fact that he has been beaten.
(commonly seen in the player "Max HJ")
Princes HJ
by NOT_HENRY October 11, 2021
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by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz
HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz
by HJMitchNorizz December 01, 2022
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