Chocolate Headphones 

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."

Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!

Chocolate Headphones by Horhay the V March 11, 2011

Musical Headphones

Like normal headphones, except more badass.

Person 1: Those headphones?
Person 2: Musical headphones, brutha!

Musical Headphones by BroMaster5 October 26, 2011

iPod headphones 

Similar to a pearl necklace where a man comes on a womans neck but this time its down the side of her head. Thus giving the impression of iPod headphones.

"Thanks for the pearl necklace Dave"

"No, problem babe. You can have some iPod headphones if you are quick on the reload and I dont get the flop"

iPod headphones by Pete845 January 15, 2008

Magic Headphones 

When you've had so much to drink that even the song you hate is "oh man I love this song". Also know as beer muffs.

They played some shit music last night man, but got pissed up n the magic headphones made it alright

Magic Headphones by Bambii2K October 20, 2009

nigger headphones 

When you put headphones on wrong.

Tyrone! Quit wearing nigger headphones. Those headphones go on your ears not your cheeks you fucking retard.

nigger headphones by Anl Fister November 14, 2017

blasting headphones

listening to music really loud through your earbuds or headphones

what i couldnt here you i was blasting headphones??

blasting headphones by skatezero4653 October 14, 2007

disposable headphones 

the shitty headphones yo buy for like 4 buck and us for about 2 days then dispose because they have been destroyed by use

guy1 - het man i just bought this sick lloking headphones at the dollar store

GUY2- dude that shit"s not gonna last a week those are disposable headphones

.......two days later

GUY1- oh shit those headphones broke on my first 4 hours of music

GUY 2-I KNEW IT CHEAP FUCK NEXT TIME BY A ZUNE OR SOME OTHER PREMIUM HEADPHONES....

disposable headphones by thetechy critque117 October 23, 2011