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M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H.

An acronym meaning “men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven
“I’m seeing this new guy, he might be a keeper.”
“How do you know? “
“ Men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven
“And that’s on PERIODT!”
“He saw the M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H. in my Tinder bio and it was love at first swipe.”
by inkess January 22, 2020
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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h y p e r n u t

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light
I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.
by hamstring puller November 14, 2016
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P.W.H.T

Acronym for "Panty Wearing Homo-Thug" a phrase coined by the group YELLOW BRICK ROAD RECORDS to describe young males who exhibit homosexual tendencies but try to be "hard" at the same time.
Look at that boy fighting for no reason, he's such a P.W.H.T

This guy tried to get at me but I already knew he was a P.W.H.T
by 60-watt October 27, 2011
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good todayo.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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P.E.T.H.

1) Abbreviation for the non-profit organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Hedgehog.

This organization was started in 2009 when many concerned people began to notice more and more Hedgehogs being mistreated, beaten, punted, tortured, and made fun of, a lot.

2)Slang term for a street drug made of many common household cleaning chemicals that "makes you totally retarded dude!"
Some biologists believe all Hedgehogs to be "born with a fucked up brain" which is why the drug name was taken as a spoof of the non-profit Hedgehog protection organization P.E.T.H.
Ex1:
Tommy:Hey is that a Hedgehog?!?

Angry Bob: Fuck Hedgehogs!!!

Tommy: No Bob!! Don't do it!

Angry Bob: *Punt*
(Hedgehog flies into a wall)

Tommy: That's it! I'm calling P.E.T.H. !!

Ex2:

Sam: Hey dude, what do you feel like doing tonight?

Eric: blaaaauuuuuuuhhhhh, uuuhhhhhhhhh, mmmmmuuuuhhh...........

Sam: Goddammit! Have you been smoking PETH again?!?
by King Monty January 5, 2010
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