by FrozenTheNeo November 23, 2021
by Spinthegyro May 27, 2019
Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 09, 2019
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When one gets roofied and then gets force fed a gyro topped with human feces. Followed by anal penetration and a reach around.
by Deeznuts304 July 11, 2013
When your giving anal and cum inside your girlfriend's (boyfriends) ass. Cum resembling the Tzatziki sauce on a gyro comes out and spreads, usually between the ass cheeks or pussy... resembling the folds of a pita.
mannnn! I have my girlfriend the best backdoor gyro last night! Then I ate alllll that sandwich... tzatziki sauce and all...
by Silversark21 September 14, 2017