Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

by M.Markes March 26, 2017

It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

go-gurt

Slang for semen. Pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. 'grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp'

Oh shiz-nit your go-gurt just shot in my eye!

You just go-gurted on my pillow, jackass!

by Stacy and Mikey February 10, 2007

Go Gurt

Yogurt that makes me feel like I'm sucking dick.

If I suck on this Go Gurt for a while the creamy prize inside just jumps out!

by ArsNoctem February 1, 2009

gurt lush

To explain that something it very good.

Man that fried chicken is down right gurt lush init?

by cyph3r September 15, 2006

Hoot a Gurt

To smoke a cigarette.

Carl: Yo wanna hoot a gurt?

Andy: What the fuck does that mean?

by Jalaqueshawnduh April 17, 2011

Splurt the gurt

When you are clapping someone’s cheeks and it starts to squelch you are gonna splurt the gurt

I splurted the gurt inside of Thomas Reid yesterday. Splurt the gurt

by Biggest boys October 1, 2018