Like an African child soldier experiencing the recoil of an AK47 for the first time the good lady wife instinctively pulled the 'Shavers Gurn' bang on the money shot as I delivered the patented skin nourishing cream to her baby soft chops following a relaxing felatio.
by furball69 March 25, 2010
"I love getting bares gurned up and listening to techno",
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"
by Charris March 22, 2015
by motpasm23 March 31, 2009
The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
by Stinkfingers October 11, 2010
by ajayer January 20, 2013
Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".
by John is badder than me. October 6, 2014