Gurks

the most powerful people on the planet.

the gurks are so powerful.

by gurknumberone August 19, 2021

gurk

a dirty brown man slag who thinks he's a pussy magnet but can't keep his dick in his pants. daddy issues and major alcoholic - stay away girls. don't call him a girl by the way, insecure and major toxic masculinity radiator

'I met this guy who's such a slag'
'sounds like a gurk'

by he thought he ate August 15, 2023

Gurk

To dominate an enemy team with a company of gurka units

Damn my right flank is getting gurked

by Afraking July 29, 2025

Gurk

Gurk is the new hot thing, using as an acronym to describe something which is imperceivable

"Spread the gurk" - More intense version of spread the word
"The holy gurkle" - Biblical scroll relating to gurk
"Furk the gurk turk" Gurk gurk furk

by TheGurkler August 5, 2025

Gurk

Instead of saying girlie, u can say gurk.

Frank: Hello gurkie,
Sam: its gurk, not gurkie

by Bi queen May 15, 2023

Gurk

Gurk is a wide expression of a particular emotion, usually defined by the topic/emotion of the conversation. This may also be used in adjective form 'gurkey' to describe something/someone as (most of the time) strange/indescribable.

"BOI WHAT THE GURK"
"You're acting really gurkey today..@

by awpul January 18, 2025

Gurk

(ger-kh), a term of endearment for one’s female friends

Synonyms: Girly, bestie, homegirl

What’s good gurk!

by Rg405 May 18, 2024