Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

gurk

short for "agurk" in Molde slang of Norway. Agurk means cucumber. Used in a sexualized way.

"du skal få gurk i ræva"

by Pietro235 January 19, 2021

Gurk

Instead of saying girlie, u can say gurk.

Frank: Hello gurkie,
Sam: its gurk, not gurkie

by Bi queen May 15, 2023

Gurk

A bad smelling stupid piece of shit who is dating a weird person. He smells worse than a wild kirsta on a bad day. He thinks he is hilarious and his ego is higher than mount kiliminjaro.

Look over there! It’s gurk!!

Yeah, Ella took Gurk from Anna.

by Hehehehheeehehe July 31, 2022

Gurks

the most powerful people on the planet.

the gurks are so powerful.

by gurknumberone August 20, 2021

Gurk

Gurk görk (noun)
Describes a person (usually female) of romantic or strong platonic interest who dresses and/or accessorises well, plus points if they're the shine of your day. Often accompanied by 'yaaas' or 'slaaay'

Suh-LAAAYYY, GURK

by Soonblur October 09, 2018

Gurk

Gurk is a wide expression of a particular emotion, usually defined by the topic/emotion of the conversation. This may also be used in adjective form 'gurkey' to describe something/someone as (most of the time) strange/indescribable.

"BOI WHAT THE GURK"
"You're acting really gurkey today..@

by awpul January 18, 2025