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mink guarding

When wimpy pencil-dicked possessive mama's boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing ass, any way to let everyone know his woman is "taken." Really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.
Look at that dweeb over there mink guarding that chick. She is going to run from him really soon.
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High Guardian Spice

An utter dogshit Crunchyroll original "anime".
The creators of this "anime" strive to have diversity in their team, but somehow have a 100% female writers room.
The graphics in this "anime" look like the stuff on Cartoon Network rather than a REAL Japanese anime.
It is so bad that it is not even listed on MyAnimeList.
Every REAL anime watcher thinks that High Guardian Spice sucks.
by ANIM3BOI69 August 13, 2021
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engine guardian

A Person Whose forehead resembles that of an Engine Guardian off the Game Elder Scrolls. Someone whose speech consists of every racial slur in the game and writes long love letters to egirls.
Dang, look at Miami and his big ass engine guardian forehead over there.
by Vegetable69 February 15, 2018
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glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors
Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money
by Youngmagi December 1, 2016
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Guardicus Manicus

This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.
Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.
by klancecanonking June 27, 2018
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Guardian Bell

A Guardian Bell is a small metal bell that attaches onto a motorcycle to ward off evil spirits. Guardian Bells have more of an effect when given as a gift.
"Legend has it that evil road spirits have been latching onto motorcycles for as long as bikes have been on the road. These spirits are responsible for mechanical problems and bad luck on a journey.

Legend goes on to say that, by attaching a guardian bell to your bike, the evil spirits will become trapped inside the guardian bell. There, the constant ringing will drive them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground."
by ZorbaDaSwampMonster May 28, 2008
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The Guardianz

Hilal Khan and Sajjad Siddiqui are officially 'The Guardianz'. They cause a mixture of mass 'pwnage' and destruction both in the real world and as gamers.
"Woah! We just got owned by The Guardianz! It has been an honor."

"Quit that game! The Guardianz are playing.."
by Hilal K. January 1, 2009
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