craigslist roommate

A roommate found on craigslist because of:

1. your girlfriend or boyfriend kicking you out
2. fuckin rent is too damn high
3. oh shit, my friends bailed on me
4. fuck, i hate living with my friends
5. my roommates are fuckin stupid
6. living with strangers is awesome

A craigslist roommate varies from crazy, weird, wtf, or friendly.

Friend A: Dude nice place. Who do you live with?

Friend B: With a craigslist roommate.

Friend A: How is it?

Friend B: Eh shoulder shrug.

by bluebananas August 22, 2011

Roommate's Day

june 13

The day to celebrate roommates everywhere.

Harry Potter gave J.K a nail clipper for Roommate's Day

by Spikeaxe June 12, 2008

roommate incest

engaging in "bedroom" activities with ones room/housemates.

my roommate invited me to hook up with her and her fuck-buddy! like a threesome!... i do NOT participate in roommate incest thankyouverymuch!!

by veronica corningstone April 14, 2006

San Francisco roommates

A gay couple, though not necessarily located in San Francisco.

No, we are not in fact San Francisco roommates.

by automaton5 January 13, 2008

roommate from hell

One who refuses to shower for months at a time, leaves hair trimmings in a plastic bag under his pillow, steals your food, listens to loud music with paper thin walls, dances naked through the halls while you're tryin to get some, and when he leaves he takes only a back pack full of clothes and leaves the rest of his stuff for you to move out for him. Also addicted to WoW and techno and expensive online porn.

The only benefit of all this being the bonfire of his stuff when you finally have the balls to enter his EPA declared Disaster Zone of a bedroom.

What would you call that kid? Always smelt bad, never showered, stupid WoW kid...

Roommate from hell?

Exactly

by You Know Who...You Owe Me August 11, 2009

roommate

Sarcastic representation of someone that is your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband but you refuse to label them as such. This person (roommate) carries all the authority and power of a significant other, though you deny any association to all friends and family.

Ex1:

Hey Eric, how did you get that bruise on your eye? Did your roommate beat you up?

Ex2:

Person A - Dude!, what do you mean you all of a sudden cant go on this trip?

Person B - insert lie

Person A - Whatever...probably your roommate got you on lock down, huh?

by AsianPersuasian March 18, 2008

grammateur nazi

One who provides unwarranted - and incorrect - grammar corrections.

Internet User #1: There so awesome!

Internet User #2: Their*

Internet User #3: The Grammateur Nazis have arrived!

by Lord Pitaya November 30, 2013