a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz February 28, 2007
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I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz July 20, 2008
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