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super golf

Someone doing absolute random bullshit completely unrelated to anything that's going on instead of doing what they said they would or need to do.
"Quit playing super golf and get on your damn Xbox, Sam."
"I'd talk to him, but I heard he plays super golf too much."
by Quintarius Ovactarion May 11, 2022
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Sperm Golf

Upon reaching climax the male tries to shoot the sperm projectile into his belly button. Much like regular golf, the object is to get the sperm into the hole. One shot is the best possible, two or more can be done if the male is capable of multiple ejaculations.
I got a hole in one playing sperm golf!

I'm better than Tiger Woods at cum golf than he is at regular golf!
by Hakysakysoup December 23, 2009
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Samoan Golf Course

Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.
Dude, I took that chick to the Samoan golf course!
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
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suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
by CR000 January 4, 2016
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Street Golf

Golfing on any golf course while ignoring most of the rules and etiquette of the sport. While Street Golfing players will most likely not keep score, chew tobacco, drink a lot, piss a lot, drive carts into woods looking for golf balls and get stuck, and do what ever the hell they want. If a player does not like their shot they will just drop another ball and play that one. A golf course will never appreciate a Street Golfer because basically they ruin the sport for people who A) are good and wish to remain uninterupted, or B) not good and are bitches about everything.
Frank: Lets go play some Street Golf.
Me: ...why not, nothing better to do.
by FParmy02-07 May 31, 2011
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Soccer, golf, or tennis?

A question asked when you want to know how a game is scored.
If the answer is soccer, the highest score wins.
If the answer is golf, the lowest score wins.
If the answer is tennis, the scoring system makes no sense to anyone except those who play the game.
Person 1 : Soccer, golf, or tennis?
Person 2 : Tennis. If you do this you get 2 points, this is worth... (conversation drags on)
by shadofrak May 27, 2011
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shoe golf

This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"

Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.

Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.

A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.
by stubble February 2, 2009
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