selling like a god church

Some stupid shit jake Paul said!

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church.

by Selling like a god church October 30, 2017

selling like a god church

Selling very, very good

Damn, that shit is selling like a god church!

by Terdenmihan November 2, 2017

selling merch like a god church

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.

Jake Paul be selling merch like a god church everyday.

by qQuack daddy colinquackdaddyco June 12, 2017

It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

by durtas secreto July 26, 2017

God Church

dumbass named jake paul

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

God church

A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone

Jake is a stupid cunt but, his merch is selling like a god church

by Dank Memes boiiiiiiiiiii October 4, 2017

God Church

god church refers to when something is literal or very good

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by kendiK April 16, 2019