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someone's got jokes!

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.
Jeff: Can anyone guess what song this is?
Sarah: Your mom's song!
Justin: SOMEONE'S GOT JOKES!
by Pants of Randy July 5, 2006
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someone's got jokes

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.
Jeff: This song is about hope
Sarah: This song's about your mom!
Justin: Someone's got jokes!
by the pants of randy July 8, 2006
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Thats got to count for something!

In Beer Pong, when a ball bounces into a cup on the side of the table that has already been made.
While playing beer pong at a pregame, Joseph shoots the ping pong ball and it bounces into a cup that has already been made and yells "thats got to count for something!"
by 21-16 May 20, 2011
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someone just got egg

based on the latest Egg card advers in the UK, where when someone gets an egg card, something incredibly dumb happens elsewhere.
*Jack falls flat on his face after reaching the top of a flight of stairs*
John: Well, someone just got egg
by Tartarus January 7, 2006
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Somebody must of got fucked

A saying that some people who don't like cops have when they hear the cops going somewhere with there sirine going. They say this because of the existance of antilove laws and/or they are in the porn scene movement,underaged sex movement ect.
There goes the fuzz somebody must of got fucked.
by Deep blue 2012 May 25, 2010
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Somebody got excited

When there is a white liquid on the floor, table, or counter, a sexual joke meant to imply that somebody came. Also can be used if somebody gets sprayed with something.
Example: Somebody’s soda sprays when opened or there is mayo on a table. Point it out and exclaim “somebody got excited!”
by Cnote918 August 31, 2018
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Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.
John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
by Coboricua March 7, 2021
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