Someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other's posts.
Mary: This sux, I have to move.
Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.
Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)
Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.
Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)
Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
by overitall July 22, 2010
When you're fucking a fat chick in the ass on the beach and she has a sunburn you pull out and come on her ass cheek s
by Nasty snatch gunk March 15, 2022
When you fuck your oh up the arse when she's had the shits, you get some shit stuck in your Japs eye then spunk in her mouth.
Ohhhhh give me some of that glorious coffee
by El_Diabllo March 03, 2021
When you have such a close friend that your wife or husband has to accept that they will forever be an essential part of your relationship
The glorious tricycle of my buddy, my wife, and I all went on vacation together because we all enjoy each others company.
by mrthelaxer May 30, 2018
Goku…boy oh boy where do I even begin…. 🤤He’s just so…soooooo HOT! I NEED HIM, PLEEAAAASE! Chi-Chi is so goddamn lucky to have him as a husband, I would’ve been at him in bed all day every night, I NEEEEEED ITTTT
Person 1: My glorious king Goku solos all of fiction…he’s so….just so….ugh~ I NEEED HIM!!!
Person 2: What the fuck
Person 2: What the fuck
by GokusDarDar February 14, 2024
A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .
(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!
Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023
I have a Glorious model 0
by GloriousModel0IsTheBest January 26, 2022