Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?

Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO

by Mmmmcereal June 3, 2016

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?

by NinjaNugget April 9, 2022

Semi-Global

Scaling your business or service outside your country but only in First world countries.

Guy1 -"I want to go semi-global."
Guy2- "Sure, UK is a better start."

by stopNlearn August 18, 2015

counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 6, 2021

Captain Gloval Syndrome

Where a person in a position of power or authority surrounds themself with very attractive subordinates of the opposite gender. Named after Capt. Bruno J. Gloval, captain of the SDF-1 from Macross/Robotech

All of my dentist's assistants are smoking hot. That guy as a mad case of Captain Gloval Syndrome.

by HotCarlSanchez April 5, 2011

Globalsnap

A noun referring to your Global Social Network Across the Planet.

"I had to hit up my globalsnap to see who would be willing to let me stay with them for Spring Break. I hope Sally in Australia invites me out!"

by Jonm83 February 3, 2010

Globalsexual

A person who is attracted (and wants to fuck) everything. Like homosexual for a person who is attracted to someone of the same sex, heterosexual to someone of the opposite sex and bisexual to both genders.

Dog: Am I gay?
Dude: I don´t know. Are you attracted to man dogs?
Dog: Yes.
Dog: And lady dogs
Dog: And chairs
Dog: And pillows
Dog: And ducks
Dog: I want to make love to the whole world
Dude: Right. You're Globalsexual

by wallo June 29, 2012