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Gloat

"You ever heard of the rapper Anilyst? He's definitely a gloat!"
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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Gloat

GLOAT is an acronym that stands for "Greatest Liar Of All Time." It's a dubious honor given to those with unparalleled skills in spinning tales so believable, they could sell sand in the desert. A GLOAT is not just any fabricator; they're the masters of the art, weaving fibs and falsehoods with the finesse of a seasoned novelist. Beware, if someone doesn't recognize GLOAT as standing for "Greatest Liar Of All Time," they might just be the next contender for the title.
"Every time Michael Cohen talks, his story gets even better! He’s not just good, he’s the GLOAT."
by Jurcusm May 28, 2024
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Gloating

Celebrating an accomplishment.
Some people thought the football players were gloating too much after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted their fans to have a good time if it wasn't already criminal.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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GLOAT

GLOAT, coined on May 28th 2024 in Manhattan President Trump's legal team.

GLOAT means The Greatest Liar Of All Time. This is in reference to who everyone knows is, Michael Cohen.

On the stand he perjured himself, admitted to lying and admitted to a felony. Which was greater than what he was lying about on the stand. Yet the police didn't come to the witness stand and take him away in cuffs. They let him ramble on. They let him spread more lies then the media spread the same afterwards.

The GLOAT will never be forgotten. He'll be remembered as one who turned upside down New York's justice system forever converting it from what once was a pillar of the Community to what is now a Stalinistic show trial system. Where one can be found guilty without unanimous decisions by the jurors.

GLOAT
Watch out for the GLOAT. He's coming for you.
by RightRushLeftGod.2 May 28, 2024
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Gloat

Orgin - Anilyst; Referring to the highest possible status rewarded within the Familyst movement. When the term "greatest of all time" (Goat) does not accurately describe.
This title carries almost as much weight and recognition as the Gloat Balls themselves.

To many, this exceeds the well known "legendary legend of all legends" despite the minimum biccytymie requirement to achieve such ranking
by Familyst September 19, 2020
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vote gloat

When you feel elated that the candidate for which you voted won the election.
Ah, the vote gloat that occurs when someone like she wins.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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Gloat

Greatest Loser Of All Time. A takeoff on 'GOAT', The Greatest of All Time.
"That's guy is such a Gloat, he made his mother sleep in the station wagon because he didn't want her to see his girlfriend..."
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