He is my GLOAT and I am his.
by Betterwords October 3, 2021
Get the Gloatmug. Gloat is the term used for the process of releif from the feeling of taking a dump (defaction) as if it almost disappears. Biologically it is the dilation of the muscles surrounding your colon and around your rectum.
by S2UPID July 9, 2022
Get the Gloatmug. by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
Get the vote gloatmug. GLOAT is an acronym that stands for "Greatest Liar Of All Time." It's a dubious honor given to those with unparalleled skills in spinning tales so believable, they could sell sand in the desert. A GLOAT is not just any fabricator; they're the masters of the art, weaving fibs and falsehoods with the finesse of a seasoned novelist. Beware, if someone doesn't recognize GLOAT as standing for "Greatest Liar Of All Time," they might just be the next contender for the title.
by Jurcusm May 28, 2024
Get the Gloatmug. GLOAT : Greatest Loser Of All Time
(originated from irritation at a Subaru advert focused on GOOAT,
the "Greatest Outback Of All Time," an obvious ripoff of GOAT -
"Greatest Of All Time.," being compared to a mountain goat)
Someone with an IQ/ability inversely proportional to his actual
IQ/ability (ref: "E & B syndrome" and WOMBAT) who has somehow,
despite ALL "common sense," managed to procure a position of some
eminence and power and taken advantage of it to TOTALLY cock up
something under his control which adversely affects thousands
(more likely millions) of people whose descendants will likely
suffer from it for at least 13 generations.
It applies equally well to ANY level of idiocy, from a Hyacinth
type organizing committee chair bringing peanuts as a snack for a
child's day social event - focusing on ALLERGIES - at a local
children's hospital to a top-level politician because of religious
differences with another country's atheist vice-president.
(originated from irritation at a Subaru advert focused on GOOAT,
the "Greatest Outback Of All Time," an obvious ripoff of GOAT -
"Greatest Of All Time.," being compared to a mountain goat)
Someone with an IQ/ability inversely proportional to his actual
IQ/ability (ref: "E & B syndrome" and WOMBAT) who has somehow,
despite ALL "common sense," managed to procure a position of some
eminence and power and taken advantage of it to TOTALLY cock up
something under his control which adversely affects thousands
(more likely millions) of people whose descendants will likely
suffer from it for at least 13 generations.
It applies equally well to ANY level of idiocy, from a Hyacinth
type organizing committee chair bringing peanuts as a snack for a
child's day social event - focusing on ALLERGIES - at a local
children's hospital to a top-level politician because of religious
differences with another country's atheist vice-president.
"Wouldn't it be proof of karma if the GLOAT who dreamt up the cola
wars died choking on a Pepsi bottle cap while crossing the street
in front of a speeding Coke delivery van?"
wars died choking on a Pepsi bottle cap while crossing the street
in front of a speeding Coke delivery van?"
by OzoneBoy February 26, 2021
Get the GLOATmug. "That's guy is such a Gloat, he made his mother sleep in the station wagon because he didn't want her to see his girlfriend..."
by Hashtag Approval Dumpling May 28, 2024
Get the Gloatmug. Orgin - Anilyst; Referring to the highest possible status rewarded within the Familyst movement. When the term "greatest of all time" (Goat) does not accurately describe.
This title carries almost as much weight and recognition as the Gloat Balls themselves.
To many, this exceeds the well known "legendary legend of all legends" despite the minimum biccytymie requirement to achieve such ranking
This title carries almost as much weight and recognition as the Gloat Balls themselves.
To many, this exceeds the well known "legendary legend of all legends" despite the minimum biccytymie requirement to achieve such ranking
by Familyst September 19, 2020
Get the Gloatmug.