While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
by Don Jr. April 19, 2010
by Captain J.Mo April 02, 2008
by Mars Mission November 12, 2012
When you feed your partner lots of undigestable vegetables (beans, corn, etc..) and wait until they are about to have a bowel movement. Quickly proceed to have rough anal sex. Then Pull out and look down at your penis... Thats a Guatemalan Chili Dog. ( penis covered in hot brown sauce with lots of veggies)
by THEDOZER July 02, 2013
The act of ramming a Taco Bell $.89 burrito in another's anus followed by inserting the penis between the gooey baked beans and soft tortilla layer while pouring an uncapped bottle of Tabasco around the base of the penis. An extra touch of culture can be added by screaming Mayan battle cries.
I've been dating this Latin chick for a while, and she likes to get freaky. Last night, we tried the Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer, it was amazing! Bad thing is, I don't have any Tabasco left for my wings.
by cobrawannabe October 28, 2010
When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.
by Alellermo Brackreras November 21, 2007
A standing sexual position in which the man is behind the woman, who is bent over with her hands cuffed behind her back. As the man "pumps", he moves the woman's arms up & down, while putting his finger in her ass. At the moment of climax, the man pulls his finger out as the woman simultaneously ejaculates and shits.
While vacationing in Antigua, I hired a tuba player to come back to my hotel room and play while I gave my wife a Guatemalan Water Pump.
by ohmwrecker January 21, 2009