gastonism

a religion revolving around eggs
"yeah ive been really getting into gastonism lately so i eat 4 dozen eggs every morning"
by neros4124 September 14, 2023
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Gaston

A guy who ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he is grown, he eats five dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a barge. He is a great guy better than any Tom, Dick or Stanley. You can bet that he won't give you up till he falls into an abyss.
Guy: Man I've never seen anyone eat as many eggs as Gaston.
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?
by BEANSBUTBETTER November 04, 2020
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Gaston grunt

Creating a hinderance for an opposing tennis player in a match by imitating the mating call of the African water buffalo when striking the ball.
I can’t concentrate with that Gaston grunt during this tennis match.
by Chickasaw Caper August 02, 2024
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Mitchell Gaston

An amazingly attractive man.

Sometimes used to describe someones attractiveness/greatness.
I love Mitchell Gaston!

That guy is so Mitchell Gaston.
by iamsonotinlovewithyou December 14, 2010
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Gaston

The most handsome boyfriend that I've ever had.

I love his curly hair and his green-honey eyes. He is incredibly loving, always making me feel special and cherished.
X: Who is this guy?
Y: My beautiful boyfriend, Gaston...
by josefinapurpurina March 04, 2024
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Gaston Warson

When someone goes to a Mcdonalds and orders a double bigmac
Person 1: Yo lets go to mcdonalds
Person 2: You are so Gaston Warson
by Humitachiken May 14, 2025
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Gaston county Tea Cup

When you pull your ball sack out and form a bowl of sorts and let your buddy fill it with piss, and then sip the urine from the sack.
Hey bro- you down for a Gaston county tea cup party?
by Fergy Fresh March 08, 2023
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