funky

A word that office losers and yuppies use to describe something that's not normal in thier day to day repetative world.

"There's something funky with this order I'm working on here."
"I am on my way over to a meeting, but I can't seem to find it. Someone gave me some funky directions."
"This new massaging chair I got at Sharper Image is pretty funky!"

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

funkiness

a word to express the high amount of funk in something.

person 1: i went disco dancing in a lime green cat suit on saturday night.
person 2: wow funkiness

by jollypenguin July 26, 2005

funky

An expression used by people who regard themselves as higly gifted wen it comes to making/discussing/trashing music, but who basically are talking a lot of crap.
These people assume they understand the concept of funkyness but don' t understand the fact that funkyness is just some kind of bullshit term because no one really knows the meaning of the word.

I made this funky beat

That beat is allright, but it lacks in the funk department

What are you talking about?! You're just not feeling the funk.

by Vogly January 14, 2006

funky

Used in the phrase "Funky chicken" meaning the 2nd best of it's kind, the best is "Groovey rooster"

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

funky

A phrase total and utter morons use to identify themselves.

"Hey dude, that's funky"
"Oh, you're one of them"

by Jimmy Hardcore November 21, 2003

funky

If it is bad or different and you don't like it, say a cookie tastes funky, it tastes old or stale.

That guy looks funky

by Starblast Ridge June 08, 2003

funky

Fu-nk-e

1. To smell badly

2. To be funky is to be able to dance to funk music, and/or be funky-fly and/or fresh

1. I smell funky

2. Rick james is very funky

by Mastor August 16, 2004