Fræser Funch

A type of person who rides a bicycle really f*cking fast and smiles a lot.
Thans: "Who is that riding a bike?"
Oba: "Oh, that must be the infamous Fræser Funch
by pdart603 April 13, 2021
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Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
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dmb funches

Hottest new upcoming rapper from Chicago with hits like “genie” & “what is lovecurrently goes to srsd
Hey bro dmb Funches is making waves with his new single
by UPCOMING ARTIST November 19, 2019
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Funch

Funch: the fake punch.

Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.
John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.

Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.
by mpex January 21, 2009
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Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023
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funch

There's no such thing as a funch!
by We Don't Need Freedom February 7, 2022
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Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it
-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.
by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025
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