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cleveland air freshener

Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.
Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!
by TransMayernik April 22, 2005
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Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.
Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."
by Evil October 18, 2003
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Bob Marley Air Freshener

Detective Green said that he would forget about the Bob Marley Air Freshener if you give it up where the suspect went.
by monkeyspank December 24, 2008
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Freshizes

1.When an epic plan works out perfectly or is completed without failure.
2.A term used to describe someone or something thats really cool or just straight up fresh.
1. "Dude going over to your girlfriends house at 1 in the morning was so freshizes, even though we almost got caught.
2. "Yo that Black kid over there with that sick hat is freshizes."
by Ryan Broushet February 8, 2008
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Freshness Level

The Freshness Level (FLv) is a personal, self-evaluation of one's current state of being, which ranges on a scale from 0 to 100. Simply put, it quantifies one’s current ‘mood’ into a single number.
Freshness Level Scale

FLv 0: Dead.

FLv 1-9: Rock bottom. You feel absolutely terrible; there is practically nothing that can restore this state other than time or passing. (Terminal disease, death of a loved one, guilty court sentence, etc.)

FLv 10-19: Extremely low. You feel like locking yourself into a room so you can drown in your own sorrows. (Ended relationship, fired from job, extended depression, etc.)

FLv 20-29: Very low. Life absolutely sucks, but you’ll get over it sooner or later. (Broken bones, petty theft victim, crashed car, etc.)

FLv 30-39: Quite low. You’re in a pretty bad mood; people better stay away from you for now. (Rejection letter, hangover, fight with partner, etc.)

FLv 40-49: Below average. You’re okay, but hopefully the day will get better. (Monday morning, bad weather, small headache, etc.)

FLv 50-59: Above average. You feel pretty good; the day turned out to be better than expected. (Clear sky and sunshine, discount purchase, good food, etc.)

FLv 60-69: Quite high. You’re in a good mood and often wonder why you don’t feel like this every day. (Weekend just started, barbeque with family, payday, etc.)

FLv 70-79: Very high. You feel great and it’s written all over your face. (Vacation, amazing sex, skydiving, etc.)

FLv 80-89: Extremely high. Life is amazing, period. (Graduation, new car purchase, big job promotion, etc.)

FLv 90-100: Cloud nine. You feel absolutely ecstatic. Is this heaven? (Wedding day, child birth, winning lottery, etc.)
by Andalucia June 6, 2015
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fireshine

Dumbass mutherfuckers who add moonshine to fireball. As fucked up as adding Sauerkraut to Fireball
Take that FIreball and add some Moonshine to that shit. Drink it down... Fireshine will make you shit fire for days!!!
by Dumbass Moonball September 15, 2017
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A FreshNut

Anything either pogchamp or just plain stupid is a FreshNut. Named after the popular American Youtuber "FreshNut" who makes daily compilation videos of these moments.

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Bro, a 6k? That's a FreshNut
by Orimaster May 13, 2020
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