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French Horn Race

After a girl is wasted get a group of 4 guys and stick 4 french horns up her vagina or ass. Then play some music and when the music stops see who can jack off the fastest into the french horn. The slowest person is out and then keep going. Then leave
I won in a game of french horn race last night. I Jacked off 10 times because i kept tying with Rob.
French Horn Race by wangbang23 April 15, 2009

French Horn Player 

Trash intrumential Players that are gay.
Sophia: I am a Gay French Horn Player.

French Horn Player 

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.
"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

French Horn of Africa 

frenCH ˈhôrn of æf rɪ.kə
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of African origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.
Lattrell had a very severe erection when he gave Demarcus a french Horn of Africa

Mexican French Horn 

Hand held leaf blower, such as used by gardeners and landscapers.
It's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican French Horns.
Mexican French Horn by dannyb December 4, 2007

rusty French horn 

A variation on the rusty trombone, the rusty French horn consists of a man giving a rim job to a woman, while also fisting her. This is reminiscent of a musician playing the French horn, as he places his hand in the bell of the horn to alter the pitch of the sound.
After she gave me a rusty trombone, I returned the favor with a rusty French horn.