Asshole Fractal

The coordinated team effort by all the inanimate objects around you to completely and totally fuck with a person for no apparent reason other than their own amusement.

I believe it was Mandelbrot who forgot to warn us of the Africanized bee-swarming, black cloud-ish shit storm where inanimate objects all collude to fuck with us when they're bored. It's called the asshole fractal.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

Fractal Asshole

A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.

Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.

by LCgirlscheatedonbyEvan June 5, 2013

fractalicious

Something that has fractal effects when tasted.

Man, that LSD what totally fractalicious!

by lemonocha August 20, 2010

Fractal Fail

A fail that causes a fail that causes a fail. A fail within a fail within a fail. In short, a self-similar, self replicating and non-terminating fail.

John and Bob walk out of geometry class.
John (to Bob): ...and it was like FAIL!
random person: (accidentally bumps into John) I'm sorry!
Bob: O.o
John: I...wasnt saying that to you...
random person: ....wait, what?
bob: fail
John: lol, I didnt even notice they bumped into me!
bob: and you said fail at the same time xD
John: and they thought I said fail to them
bob: yeah, and it was like...FAIL
john: lol, yeah, a fail within a fail!
(random person walks off)
Bob: yeah, but Im pretty sure that they didnt hear you say fail...
John: really? another fail...
Bob: fail...
(and so on...)
Another geometry student: it's a fractal fail!

by todellisus April 12, 2011

fractal

shitty word you have to know to pass physics exams. should be used in sentences containing other shitty words.

the fractal quanta of the geometric episteme severely calibrated the deontological cathexis

by Andy April 17, 2004

Fractal acronym

An acronym that could be infinitely repeated in one or more of the shortened words.

"Pie", both the acronym for and a word in the acronym "Pie is Everything", would the the basis of the fractal acronym "P(ie)i(s)e(verything)Is Everything".

by Sean Golden July 16, 2008

fractal

A closed shape with an infanate perimeter

A farmer has infanate fence post but needs to build a closed in sheep pen. He builds a fractal.

by Ilikebigwords February 18, 2018