by Tboy13579 November 24, 2009

by Apeshit monkey June 14, 2008

by moi October 15, 2003

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.
friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"
by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006

Look at him, he's a 100-footer
by askuhdfkuzhdf January 24, 2023

Slang For standard denim jeans worn by motorcyclist because on average standard jeans only last for five feet sliding across the road before its your skins turn to slow you down.
by Astyle October 11, 2009

A woman who is misleadingly attractive. Often times, from forty feet away a girl will look attractive, but from up close, shes looks like the nasty.
"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."
by J-dog April 25, 2005
