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Forty-Footer 

Typically refers to a woman who may look good from forty feet away, but up close turns out to be quite the conrary.
Forty-Footer by Caltag February 2, 2004

50 footer 

someone (usually female) who look good from 50 or 100 feet.

how good she/he looks from a distance
Hey man see that chick over there.

Yea

Shes a 50 footer, any closer she dont look so good
50 footer by Tboy13579 November 24, 2009

header footer 

To headshot someone in the video game series "Halo tm."
"Holy shit I just fucking header footered that assclasp"
See assclasp.

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...
No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!
Fifty-footer by moi October 15, 2003

five footer 

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.
friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"
five footer by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006

A 100-footer

A person you can tell is gay from far away.

ie. 'I can tell he's gay from 100 feet away'
Look at him, he's a 100-footer
A 100-footer by askuhdfkuzhdf January 24, 2023