by perfect_tripp January 26, 2011
A broker of products or services that gets the client (policyholder) ready and lubed for the action from the manufacturer (insurer) ... usually in a prison scene, especially when a claim comes. Caveat (carpe) emptor.
Example 1: When asked whether the insurance program being proposed was appropriate for the client (large corporate insurance buyer), the fluffer replied, "if you want to get specific insurance that's related to you as your own company, then that would be different than what we are recommending in our presentation today."
Example 2: The broker fluffs so much, he's a serial fluffer.
Example 3: That fucking fluffer broker fluffed me when I bought the fluff coverage, what a fucking fool I am -- my claim is completely uncovered. Now the fluffer tells me that for $50 more, I could have had the correct coverage.
Example 4: The fluffer spun that fluff so hard, it tasted like cotton candy -- it's sweet for a second, then evaporates, like the fluffer's promise of coverage.
Example 2: The broker fluffs so much, he's a serial fluffer.
Example 3: That fucking fluffer broker fluffed me when I bought the fluff coverage, what a fucking fool I am -- my claim is completely uncovered. Now the fluffer tells me that for $50 more, I could have had the correct coverage.
Example 4: The fluffer spun that fluff so hard, it tasted like cotton candy -- it's sweet for a second, then evaporates, like the fluffer's promise of coverage.
by Western Rooster October 02, 2007
Slang for a bullpen catcher. Similar to a pornstar's fluffer a bullpen catcher's job is to warm up the star behind the scences.
by Stratton December 08, 2005
An active fantasy sports owner who, because of complete incompetence, provides an easy W for their opponent when matched up in head-to-head leagues (H2H).
Brian and Dave are the league fluffers once again. If I could face them for the rest of the regular season I would be guaranteed a postseason birth.
by YouthofToday November 17, 2009
by I'masecret August 24, 2013
by ldlewis62 December 04, 2014
While most often (and not incorrectly) refering to the person who maintains porn stars perfect errections between scenes, it is also a reference to a perfect vagina that will give the same effect, a long lasting perfect errection.
by Robert S April 21, 2006