flid lid

Those stupid fucking hats a FLID (Fucking Long Island Douchebag) would wear. You know - those types of hats.

Look at Taylor in that East Meadow Lacrosse hat. It’s such a FLID lid.

by The Dabbler February 26, 2023

Sketty Bint Flid

A fat sweaty discusting ditzie air head person that nobody wants to be with and is usually thick, incapable and physically challenged....and dribbles

WOW! Look at John? He's a proper Sketty Bint Flid

by BooYar85 January 16, 2010

flidophile

A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)

Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervy Simon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

FLIDIS

To live a life that is full of shit and suported by lies, smoke and mirrors.

I thought that guy was legit but it turns out he's just a "flidis"

by O OUTIS O KANIS January 20, 2008

Flidophilia

A psychiatric disorder in which a Flidophile or sexual deviant experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to people with either missing limbs or the small flappy chicken wing like limbs (a flid).

"that poor thing Heather Mills is fucked now that Paul Mccartney has been cured of his Flidophilia"

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

flidfucker

Someone who has sexual relations with a disabled person.

Did you hear about Si last night? Apparantly he had sex with a kickboxer with no arms - what a flidfucker!

by Hus83 May 24, 2007

Flidge

A long skinny penis. The opposite of a chode, which is short and fat.

"Did you see Aidan's dick pics? He has the longest flidge I've ever seen! It's sooo skinny too!"

by avesss October 11, 2016