Femke

A small penis that cannot even get laid by other Homosexuals.

Eww your a Femke, i dont want to use you!!Bye.

by Kimberly June May 13, 2005

femke

A feminine bastard that does mediocre tech support and has a chode. May sometimes get rashes in the armpit and groin from too much axe.

femke: "thanks for calling support.. can i have your login id?"

Customer: " Fuck! i got the femke!"

by mike January 17, 2004

Flemen

When a horse or a horse kind of animal smiles really big and its top lip flings up.

Flemen is the opposite of blemmy.

by xxAlienxx May 3, 2009

flerked

Finishing in your partners ear and then forcing the dog to lick it out.

"i totally flerked my wife last night, the dog wasn't so pleased"

by jofort January 21, 2009

flerket

a girl that thinks she is a slut but really just a dipshit
a girl with those bitchy myspace pictures usually with wal-mart stunna shades

omg jenna is such a fucking flerket with her fake stunna shades and gay myspace pictures

by AkRcHsTn January 10, 2008

flerken

A safe alternative to "fucking".

Man, its so flerken hot out here .
I love flerken your mom.

by FlavaBlast March 31, 2016

Femke

A LITERALL QUEEN WHO IS MY FRIEND SO BACK OFF BITCHES

QWERTYUIOP FEMKE BCIsabella and Ferdinand organized the Spanish Inquisition with the primary objective of ridding Spain of Jews and Muslims with heretics who rejected Catholicism. The Pope recognized Isabella and Ferdinand for their diligent attempts to purify Catholicism in Spain as a result of the Inquisition. By 1492, as were the Muslims, all Jews who did not convert to Christianity had been exiled from Spain. HJGCXV BHJGBV MJBVN

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 26, 2019