Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.
by sofunnyialmostlaughed January 30, 2014

When a girl takes a piss and she doesn't wipe so her pussy is still wet. Then the guy fucks her like that:)
by NikkiAlice March 18, 2014

Flappy bird-
“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”
“Help them then”
“But Rod is using the keys”
“Well use the other set then”
Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.
“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”
“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”
“Help them then”
“But Rod is using the keys”
“Well use the other set then”
Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.
“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”
by Wahaag February 14, 2019

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014

by MSDorset September 2, 2023

man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.
by iloveflappybirdtoomuch April 17, 2014

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019
