Flappy Bird

Aka Curtis Critchley

Flappy bird-

“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”

“Help them then”

“But Rod is using the keys”

“Well use the other set then”

Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.

“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”

by Wahaag February 14, 2019

Flappy Bird

A Bitch with A Loose Pussy

Hoeffany SWEAR up and down she the baddest in the game but yet she got the flappy bird 😂

by D. Bankz July 24, 2021

Flappy bird

A female with enormous beef curtains, (fanny flaps)

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'

by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021

flappy bird

basically another word for a vagina

“he destroyed my flappy bird last night”

by a_peice_of_trash June 10, 2022

Flappy bird

A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.

Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.

Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird

by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024

flappy bird syndrome

flappy bird syndrome is a mental disorder that occurs through the constant frustration that occurs from playing an iPhone game called flappy bird. symptoms include constant stress, finger twitching from repetitive tapping, uncontrollable cursing in public places, anger management issues, losing track of time, crying, and paranoia. there is no cure for flappy bird syndrome as of yet.

i have been diagnosed with flappy bird syndrome

by Mickey kelevra February 3, 2014

Flappy Bird Slump

When you are playing flappy bird and you are getting extremely frustrated because you can't get past the first pipe.

A: man what are you freaking at your phone for
B: dude I'm in a flappy bird slump

by co_ January 31, 2014