Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.
E.g.
1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket
2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?
3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?
1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket
2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?
3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?
by Andrew Pfanglang February 16, 2012
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by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
Get the flange dangler mug.The weight, mass, volume, or force applied by a very large man, can all be converted into one unit, called a flagle.
by ridinthewind December 23, 2007
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Laura: Rough! Wasn't worth the walk of shame this morning, she had a really sharp pair of flange graters on her, i'm wrecked!
Laura: Rough! Wasn't worth the walk of shame this morning, she had a really sharp pair of flange graters on her, i'm wrecked!
by reegz100 September 24, 2009
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1) "That birds minge was so minging I flangewanked, coz I wouldn't/couldn't stick it in THAT!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"
by Fungus76 January 15, 2008
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1. (a) (familiar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport an all-female group, typically close friends (from flange, meaning vagina, combined with the suffix -mobile, as in batmobile). (b) (vulgar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport women whose contribution to society is primarily genital.
2. Any vehicle considered to resemble, coincidentally or intentionally, female genitalia; can also be applied to cars considered to be over-compensation for unsatisfactory female genitalia, similar to penis car.
3. (rare) A man who, in unenlightened times or societies, might be considered a stud, but in actuality is just a man-slut. Compare village bicycle
Sometimes spelled Phlangemobile.
1. (a) (familiar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport an all-female group, typically close friends (from flange, meaning vagina, combined with the suffix -mobile, as in batmobile). (b) (vulgar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport women whose contribution to society is primarily genital.
2. Any vehicle considered to resemble, coincidentally or intentionally, female genitalia; can also be applied to cars considered to be over-compensation for unsatisfactory female genitalia, similar to penis car.
3. (rare) A man who, in unenlightened times or societies, might be considered a stud, but in actuality is just a man-slut. Compare village bicycle
Sometimes spelled Phlangemobile.
1a. 'Are you, Mags, Jools and Georgie coming over for pre-drinking before we head onto the club?'
'No, Mags is getting in late from work, so we'll do our pre-drinking in the flangemobile and meet you there.'
1b. 'This looks like a nice place to stop for a picnic.'
'Don't stop! That's Andrea from Sociology's flangemobile parked over there! She's probably boning someone in the backseat as we speak!'
2. 'Yo, Winston, check out my new ride! Sweet wheels, huh?'
'Those aren't sweet wheels, Clement, that's a flangemobile.'
(alternative) 'To the Flangemobile!'
3. 'You totes will not believe who Teresa did the other night. She, like, got major wasted and spent the night with Millard!'
'You mean, Millard from Psychology? O.M.G. she's going to get Chlamydia, that guy is such a flangemobile.'
'No, Mags is getting in late from work, so we'll do our pre-drinking in the flangemobile and meet you there.'
1b. 'This looks like a nice place to stop for a picnic.'
'Don't stop! That's Andrea from Sociology's flangemobile parked over there! She's probably boning someone in the backseat as we speak!'
2. 'Yo, Winston, check out my new ride! Sweet wheels, huh?'
'Those aren't sweet wheels, Clement, that's a flangemobile.'
(alternative) 'To the Flangemobile!'
3. 'You totes will not believe who Teresa did the other night. She, like, got major wasted and spent the night with Millard!'
'You mean, Millard from Psychology? O.M.G. she's going to get Chlamydia, that guy is such a flangemobile.'
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