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Finland a contry that thinks its a part of scandinavia even though all scandinavians (Norway, Sweden, Denmark) say they are not. If you want to annoy a Finn tell them they are not scandinavian but Russian.
PS: I'm not responisble for any harm finnish people might force on you if u say they are russian.
Scandinavian: You are not a part of scandinavia!!
Finn: YES FINLAND IS A PART OF SCANDINAVIA!!
Scandinavian: Nah you are russian.
Finn: ARRRGGGHHHHH Do you want my fist in your face!!!! Finland is not russian!!!! *Takes out knife* MUHAHAHAHAH
Finland by Awesome Scandinavian November 16, 2010
Finns love sports, they are just not very good at it, at least in sports precticed by any other country then themselves.

More than anything, they wish they would beat Sweden in hockey in a game that would mean anything...
Finland - Sweden 5-6 (World Cup 2003, Quarter finals, Hartwall arena, Helsinki... and Sweden was down 5-1)

Sweden - Finlad 3-2 (Olympic games 2006, Final)

Sweden - Finland WC-final... oh, yeah... Finland didn't make it and Sweden won again
Finland by MrTeacher December 25, 2009
"Finland" is a code word for a place where couples ditch their friends and make out. Generally behind a building or in the bushes.
Jack: Rachel, what do you want to do?
Rachel: I dunno Jack, whatever you feel like doing.
Jack: Let's go to Finland!
Rachel: Sounds like fun, I love it in Finland!
Finland by RachellovesJack June 24, 2010
*Summer in Finland*
Oh it’s 10°c outside, well I guess I’ll have to use my shorts
Hey where is Finland?
The what now?
Finland by Mindria May 16, 2020
Not a country. If it was, worst country.
What’s a Finland?

Who’s Fin and why does he have land?
Finland by imriddikulus September 28, 2020