1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.
2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.
3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.
2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.
3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.
1. "Yeah, I took the train to Ipswich on Saturday."
2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"
3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.
2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"
3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.
by liastd September 4, 2006
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Truly is a town that you never leave, everyone born there manages to somehow never leave
Truly is a town that you never leave, everyone born there manages to somehow never leave
by Youreanass27 September 28, 2019
Get the Felixstowe mug.1. Inability to take advantage of a successfully sure thing
2. A crippling disease where the patient is unaware of a positive outcome in there favour.
2. A crippling disease where the patient is unaware of a positive outcome in there favour.
Felix didnt go over to the drunk, horny girl's house where she was all alone because he didnt know what she meant when she told him " I want you to do me" - FelixSyndrome
Felix decline free movie tickets because he didnt know the times of the movies or which movie to see. Another case of FelixSyndrome
Felix decline free movie tickets because he didnt know the times of the movies or which movie to see. Another case of FelixSyndrome
by Karm Ciagar March 4, 2009
Get the FelixSyndrome mug.One of the many tramps in our world, Patrick resides on the streets of Felixstowe, a small town belonging to Chavs and O.A.Ps.
Patrick is not a rare sighting, you may spot him on the local bus service, at the Triangle (centre of the town) or strolling along the promenade.
He is often seen talking to himself but is perfectly sane...
Patrick is not a rare sighting, you may spot him on the local bus service, at the Triangle (centre of the town) or strolling along the promenade.
He is often seen talking to himself but is perfectly sane...
by jmajorlike May 7, 2009
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Get the felixs_dead_pet_rat3347 mug.A place full of Chavs, chav shops and a general shit hole on the East of Suffolk. Has a major international port. Used to be a big holiday resort town. By the beach.
by Alecstacy August 5, 2006
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