Carlos Febres

A retarded kid with no social/academic skills

Damn, Carlos Febres is such an asshole!

by BYNUAJ February 3, 2018

Febreze

Smells better than a plastic dick.

Upon finding a dildo stuck to my college shower, I sprayed some Febreze.

by Ass Disaster September 25, 2011

Full Febreze

to go room to room in your house or apartment spraying Febreze to cover the smell of something you shouldn't be doing; like smoking weed.

Josh- "We shouldn't have smoked that bowl!"
Shawn- "Why not?"
Josh- "Because my Moms coming home and she will smell it! She's like a bloodhound!"
Shawn- "Oh shit! You better do a Full Febreze!"

by habacheebee November 20, 2010

Febreeze

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.

Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.

by Chris H., Pip R. April 21, 2007

Febreze Backshots

When the pussy is so foul smelling that you have to spray Febreze while giving backshots

Person 1: Hey man how the pussy last night with that girl you hooked up with?
Person 2: It was so bad I had to give her Febreze Backshots.

by hallow endings June 19, 2021

febreshen

To "freshen" oneself with "frebreze"

Yo son, I didn't have time to shower, so I had to febreshen myself.

by Rosa'n'Will August 29, 2006

Febreeze

Description

1 . to try to talk your way out of a bad situation you got yourself in.

2. to cover up smelly stuff (mainly clothing)

Examples:
1.

J: "I got a new ride its sick"

Aamir khan: "you chat Sh*t, we saw you riding your rikshaw on your way here"

J: "naa thats just my spare ride to keep a low profile"

Aamir: "first you chat breeze then you try febreeze it up"

2.
"dude that is ponging, Febreeze that sh*t up

by fishydonatello April 22, 2011