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mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.
I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.
by robisawesome August 31, 2011
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Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.
Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.
by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011
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Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.
Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.
by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010
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Forfeit Fapping February

A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.

There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?

Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.

Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.

Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
by VampyWeeksFan February 1, 2019
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aggressive fapping

When one is fapping loudly, quickly, and mercilessly.
* fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!*
"Hey, Bleaux Bigelow, what's going on in there? I hear some aggressive fapping sounds coming from under the door."
by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
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Fuck Fapping February

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.
Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.
by OfficerSchmlonk October 29, 2018
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Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.
ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping
by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020
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