Dakota Fanning Syndrome

The bodily ailment that causes a person to reflect a much younger age than their actual numbers of years shows.

Examples of DFS, "Michael Cera has got the worst case of Dakota Fanning Syndrome that I've ever seen.", "Hasn't Dakota Fanning been six for like, 10 years?"

by DGAFalot June 25, 2010

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005

faking it

When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

fanlings

A fan or group of fans dwelling in the deepest, darkest corners of the internet, coming out only to fixate over a particular person or thing in forums or comments, often times being obsessive and whiny; usually never older than 14, unless medication or a lack there-of for psychosis is involved.

Don't comment on any of the Kingdom Hearts videos to dis a character because you WILL get into a flame war with one of that character's fanlings.

by Axel_Obcessed July 2, 2009

Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media

My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018

Fanging the mango

Female masturbation

I walked in and there she was, just laying on her bed fanging the mango

by B-raddy ad ad December 2, 2015

nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit

Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"

by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009