Fank

The art of recontextualising a product by holding it near your genatalia and possibly using a finger or thumb to block out a section of the products name to make it somewhat dirty and hilarious.

" Oi did you see those guys on the unicorn circuit review some fanks?"
'Yeah they're pretty funny'

by turbo-corzza November 29, 2016

fanking

A word that zeph made up in place of fucking, friggin, flipping, ect.

Jimbob: Man, did you see those knockers?
Frank: Yeah, the ones at home depot? They were fanking huge!
Jimbob: No you Fanking idiot! The ones on that woman!

by cmbjtown August 29, 2008

Fanks love

When Louis Tomlinson says thank you he does it with his whole heart and pours out his love for you. His cute donny accents only makes people love him even more

Girl: Louis you’re our sun

Louis: fanks love me thinks so too.

by Squidward supremacy September 4, 2020

fank yew

the british use & prononciation of ‘thank you’

written by * in quote of *

wow you look so pretty!
response : fank yew babes

by abbie.green February 18, 2021

Fank

Simulating wanking noises to disgust your friends, pretty much, faking a wank. Best works in a dark room when u continuously tap your thigh. It sound like your wanking, but ur actually fanking.

oooohhh, that was such a good fank

by middo2112 July 3, 2012

Fank you

A certain way of saying 'thank you' in southern England.

'Fank you mate!'

by mblomkvist October 1, 2016

Fank

Masturbating using feminine reproductive organs. Fanny + Wank.

"I had a marvellous fank whilst listening to Brian Eno talk about Jeremy Corbyn."

by Onatrainwithiggypop September 8, 2015