Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.

Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.

by McPLaura April 21, 2011

falacio

The act of performing oral sex on a man's penis.
AKA - sucking dick.

I just received falacio from Jessica! That bitch can suck!

by Hookadood January 7, 2007

Falagan

Often called "That guy" In the U.S. Army. This is the type of person who never wants to do PT, training, or any kind of real work. Does his best to sham in the army and collect a check. Basically a douche-bag.

Falagan

by PermaArmy December 26, 2011

falarious

fucking hilarious

The movie we watched wuz so falarious

by nicci March 28, 2004

falafel fever

like jungle fever but for people of middle eastern descent.

"Yo, she's sweatin' Sayid. She got the falafel fever."

by fezeant April 24, 2006

falaphilia

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.

So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....

by broox October 14, 2004

falaish

to sex someone up...in any way possible...no limitations.

BOB: dude, lets go get hammered.
JIM: hellz yea brotha, then after we get hammerd we can go falaish some really nasty hoes.

by icecreaman108 January 12, 2008