FTS stands for
Fat Thumb Syndrome.
its is commonly confused with the FTS meaning of fuck this shit
FTS occurs when someone with fat/chode thumbs is texting and hits more than one button
Many
people in this day in age suffer from FTS most cases are chode-
like males, however there are some rare cases where certain girls can get it
"how was
dance tonight"
^normal person with skinny thumbs
"goodf"
^a princess who suffers from FTS(its
okay though because she won
homecoming princess, shes the most popular girl at MWHS)